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Hagiographies and Hit Pieces

by Johnny Coull

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1.
We keep the lights on here past midnight, you should know But it don’t matter ‘cause you won’t need sleep no more The party’s endless and there ain’t no place to go But if you need it, man, we’ve got it Don’t lift a finger, friend, our days are only holy Yes, every joke is clean and every bite’s ambrosia And all the sinners that were hankering to know you They are gone but not forgotten Ten thousand years of sunshine Ten thousand years of moonlight But I would trade each moment of this time for you And our seven days of rain, our seven days of rain They come in when it’s evening and their little wad is shot They come in in the morning when loving’s all they’ve got Some with their alibis and some without a thought And some, like you, just hoping for a remedy Osiris plays the bouncer and Orpheus plays the blues Try not to notice but he only knows one tune We’ve been trying to turn him on ever since she turned him loose But still we can’t erase that muscle memory After ten thousand years of sunshine Ten thousand years of water gone to wine Ten thousand angels in the exit line to you To claim their seven days of rain, their seven days of rain So, if you want me, I’ll be haunting by the bar If you enjoyed the tour, fill out our comment card And, on behalf of the trustees and of the guards, I welcome you to this little slice of certainty To ten thousand years of sunshine Ten thousand years of moonlight But I would trade each moment of this time for you And our seven days of rain, our seven days of rain First, forty days and forty nights Just wandering our desert lives Then seven days, those seven days Those seven days, those seven dreams And now I wake
2.
Helpless 04:08
Help, may I present myself A family man of family wealth The effort needs some helpless men To burn the city from within Help, concerned citizens, I’m just like you, an innocent Dreaming of my name on the marquee Helpless, I’m helpless I’m helpless as a leaf I’m helpless as the moon Helpless, just a partisan I ain’t nothing without you Helpless, just a low man With an elevator pitch I’m helpless My opponent, as you know, Has nosedived in the polling, though His sloganeers are spinning at the crash To tell you that ain’t fuselage Oh, he is easy He will give you all you need But only I, my friends, can tell you what you want You’re helpless, so helpless Helpless for a movement Helpless in your faith Helpless for a savior To save you from yourself Helpless for a guru With a little bit of grift You’re helpless It’s a lovely day to be with you It’s a lovely day to say I do Solemnly swear that I will Take care of my own We’re gonna let ‘em know We’re gonna let ‘em know Yes, they’re helpless, helpless We beat our trinity of branches On the willing and the free Not so helpless anymore We cream our helpless enemies Do not blame me, do not name me You have made me, so now lay in me Baby, we’re all helpless
3.
Old Pros 04:01
Maman called me mad All my lipstick and jazz So I snuck out to swing Behind the boulangerie Then the men flooded in Through the woods of Lorraine And that thunder became Our summer refrain Now we’re pros, we’re old pros On our feet for the show Where we’ll dream our old dreams Old pros at eighteen Now I’ve worked for three years By the boulangerie Kindling flames of a kind For the sworn enemy In the back, the grunts crow For a pre-war Bordeaux For a rind of old cheese They will whistle and sneeze But we’re pros, we’re old pros On our knees for the show By the steel of our lies Us pros will get by As the Germans retreat From their Maginot meat Our village is stormed By the liberators The civilians gust ‘Round the Marianne bust But for us girls it’s the same Cruel husbands to tame Ah, but we’re pros, we’re old pros On our heads for the show We’ve fought years here today For our damn Marseillaise So be quiet, like a pro Not a peep, hold that pose One more night to be maimed Like old pros Je me réjouis chaque jour D’être venue si loin Et ma fille, je te dois La chance que je n’avais pas
4.
As the critic snickers, Charlie knows that it’s all over The museum patrons are receding from the lady’s torso That took him seven years and iterations to create And now it doesn’t look like much at all Now all alone in the exhibition hall He hears the echo of his father’s ghost: “Son, you are going to be A valuable member of society: Their propriety, money and fame” But how is he going to be A valuable member of a society, The kind that he doesn’t fit in? No, no, no In his atelier, Charlie’s whistling with kerosene, First he waters the portraits, then those grey inanimate scenes Not an inch of a Gauguin, not a fire-sale Monet Ain’t my heroes great, he thinks, Papa, but I’m just okay And in that moonshine glow, the colors peel Dad’s cold breath beneath it all, his sane ideas Saying: “You are going to be A valuable member of society Notoriety, money and fame” Yes, I am going to be A valuable member of society Just the kind of me they would let in Oh, oh, oh Darling, have you heard about his latest show? L.A. to Istanbul and even Tokyo A thousand objets d’art burned to a crisp They’re all calling it a modern masterpiece “Son, you are going to be A valuable member of society With piety, money and fame” And now he is going to be A valuable member of a society, And so what if he can’t even paint? “Son, you are going to be A valuable member of society Ah, finally like your old man Boy, you are going to be A valuable member of society Don’t lie to me, don’t cry on me Just shine on me, just shine on me" “We’ll start the bidding at $20,000. Do I have $20,000?” “20,000!” “Okay, I’ve got 20,000.” “50,000!” “There, at 50,000 now! A hundred?" (A hundred!) "A hundred, anybody? Would you like two hundred?” (Two hundred!) “Two hundred!” “I’ll give you one… million… dollars!” “Sold! To the man in the red blazer, with the red eyes, and the red horns, and the red tail!”
5.
She crawls in at a quarter to midnight in the shimmering rain Leaving her suitcase and the carriage in the entranceway She turns on the heat and the pipes and the movie machine The peace and quiet is nice, she thinks, as she cruises the scene And she shakes out her little black halo and her medicine twice She will water the terrarium earth tonight like a good wife She will eat something, baby, she’s fine, oh baby, she breathes As she leans for that space in between She dreams, she dreams in that space in between He’s a reasonable man, yes, he knows that it’s not her fault Yeah, he repeats it all every week or so, with his good, fine heart Even Rome took some time, he divines or lies with a smile With a heart so cheap, every inch is deep, every gesture goes a mile But they claw at her back, all those years like a creeping barrage As she struts with her thumb in the no-man’s land mud, to the same obscene mirage: A shade in summer to grieve in, a winter to hold To hold in that space in between She leans, she leans in that space in between She dreams, she dreams in that space in between As she breathes, she breathes in that space in between As the midnight lovers bathe In rumbling L-train wakes Of neon deep and Hollywood veneer She runs her lines again That life of left-unsaid Whose circus fills her head With empty sound She comes around And the rising sun beats on while the ministry sleeps She will stay for a while this time, she decides, to the same, lame, chained beat To a life lived in shadows and another one lived in her dreams But still she breathes in that space in between She leans, she leans to that space in between She keeps, she keeps in that space in between She dreams, she dreams in that space in between
6.
The soldiers are frozen, they’ve waited for years Manning their porcelain battlements here While their indolent general leads in his bathrobe Trenched in cassettes where the magnetic tape has unraveled We’re born with nothing, we die with nothing So, in between, I would kill to have something to call my own They call me the hoarder, the tangible man The king of the keep and the lord of his land Yes, I believe in a world of possessions, a world of my own The windows are famished, the doors mere suggestions I’d open them sometimes if I could still reach them And, somehow, it feels like this ain’t what you meant when You told that old joke where the monk says: “Make me one with everything” We’re born with nothing, we die with nothing And so, in between, I just ache to have something to call my own They call me the hoarder, the tangible man The king of his keep and the crab in his sand Yes, I believe in a world of possessions, a world of my own Out in their flock, your new poets and prophets Turn out their pockets for free Their hearts aren’t tethered, they love like ascetics And that’s all you wanted from me But how could I see past these earthly dreams? So, bring me your baubles, your coffee-ringed letters All those receipts from our season together Bequeath me a beat of your evening music A jar of your humors and those scars from your losers Return me that day when we rolled in the heather The perfume you wore and a piece of the weather Grant me that city, that man and his measure Yes, I’d raze every inch of this tomb for you back, oh my darling, my treasure We’re born with nothing, oh holy nothing And so, in this place, I keeping waiting for something to call my own They call me the hoarder, the tangible man Oh, they call me the king and the lord of his land Yes, I believe in a world of possessions, a world of my own Yes, I believe in a world of possessions, a world of my own I just believe in a world of possessions
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8.
Jennie, libidinous, venomous Led him on, lured him in, now she’s ended it Sentencing proceeds without a hitch On the Sistine restroom panes Where the boozehounds paint her name Jennie goes down in history Jennie is guilty Jennie goes down in history History’s all that she will be Man, he’s so innocent, ain’t she penitent? Courtroom remedy, crime of the century “Women,” one spits, as they dream up the details So the sexless husbands tweet To the parson’s drumhead beat As Jennie goes down in history Jennie is guilty Jennie goes down in history Something else, ain’t she? In the tabloid of her life The headlines multiply They send pharisees out Yes, they’ve figured her out So she’ll pay her little visits To the shaman’s feel-good clinic He will comfort her with easy lies It’s easy to be right When everything’s wrong When everyone’s born all wrong In that village, the pillaging’s finished The centuries flicker by, fading her image A burial in thrown shade and Cheshire smiles But, to this day, their fingernails still sprout Six feet beneath the ground Jennie goes down in history Jennie is guilty Jennie goes down in history All that she will be Jennie goes down in history Jennie is guilty Jennie goes down in history Something else, ain’t she? Jennie is guilty Jennie is history Jennie is history
9.
Colin 04:36
Colin, but for Sunday, Would never take a sip Colin, but for penitence, Would never bend a hip bone- Deep in mother’s closet ‘Neath the silky things That hide him from eternity Even just one life’s too long for him Colin, Oh Colin The midnight mass is done The boys are all out getting drunk And the girls are having fun Colin, Oh Colin Faithless for a night Throw that little number on And see this world’s all right Colleen’s new vermilion Thrashes round her lips Imitating fashion Strutting down the airstrip- Teasing with a sermon Slung down from her hills Dreaming this strange body But under her deceit he is still Colin, Oh Colin The midnight mass is done The girls are all out getting stoned And the boys are having fun Colin, Oh Colin Nameless here tonight Throw that holy shadow off And see this world’s all right Gentle boy makes gentle man The movie stunts couldn’t comfort him Like the missionary pamphlets always did With the baritone of a piccolo And some Juliet in his Romeo And a manacle so invisible That he wears it like a skin And the pious hordes of pilgrims Don’t come to see him through The bugles line their cases And the pigeons do not coo He tears her Sunday rags off Spilling warm bijoux And tiptoes from the closet Careful not to wake her holy wrath Too late For Colin, Oh Colin The midnight hour is done The girls tucked in their beds again And the boys all on the run Colin, Oh Colin Creeps back to his light Kneeling for forgiveness So moral and upright
10.
The portrait of Camille Leans by the window, half-revealed The maiden and her cigarette Our still life hanging by its thread I thought that I’d be sure By tracing every contour A prayer to contain her With each crooked stroke I painted But our frame could not restrain Her restless heels, her movie reels And so she fled for what was real And here remains the portrait of Camille The billboard of Camille Stares down on the Elysian fields Where lay to rest our tirades By our shabby stretch of highway Beneath her lacquer shell She lives forever never well Each mood of chiaroscuro And anesthetized refusal And her mouth is just ajar As if a kiss she’d take too far And as I breathe, these memories Are real, so very real, in the portrait of Camille The portrait of Camille The slideshow of Camille Revolves her like a prayer wheel About an open cedar frame The only one that could contain Her breath will come to life And every smile, a palette knife And those dark eyes now follow me Though they are still, yes they are still The portrait of Camille

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In 2021, after receiving funding from CALQ and the Canada Council of the Arts, Coull began work on his new concept album and third full-length album, Hagiographies and Hit Pieces. Available on all music platforms July 31st, 2023, Hagiographies and Hit Pieces is comprised of a series of musical vignettes that explores the lives of a group of strange characters: a young idealist on his small-town soapbox slowly transforming into a power-hungry tyrant; a woman living on the French border during WWII discovering that liberation isn’t all it’s cracked up to be; a man wandering around the afterlife yearning for the life and love that he left behind.

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released July 31, 2023

THE BAND:

JOHNNY COULL – Vocals, piano, Hammond B3, Rhodes, synths, back vocals, percussion
OLIVIER BOYER-MASUTTI – Electric guitar, acoustic guitar, mandolin
ALEC MCELCHERAN – Bass guitar, back vocals
TIM VAN DE VEN – Drums

MÉLINA LAPLANTE and CAROL SCHUMPH – Back vocals
QUATUOR ORPHÉE – Violin, viola and contrabass

Produced by JOHNNY COULL
Lyrics and music written by JOHNNY COULL

Lead recording engineer: MAX DESMARAIS
Edited by JOHNNY COULL
Mix engineer: MAX DESMARAIS

Drums, bass, piano and organ recorded at STUDIO PIERRE MARCHAND, Montreal, QC
Recording assistant WILL OWEN BENNETT
Guitar and vocals recorded at MOONSUN STUDIO, Montreal, QC
Tracks for “A World of My Own” recorded at STUDIO 270, Montreal, QC
Overdub tracking at STUDIO MIXART, Montreal, QC

Horn arrangements for “Old Pros” and “Colin” written by JOHNNY COULL
String arrangements for “Ten Thousand Years of Sunshine”, “Helpless”, “The Space in Between”, “A World of My Own”, “Transatlantic Love”, and “The Portrait of Camille” written by JOHNNY COULL

Mastered by GREG CALBI and STEVE FALLONE at STERLING SOUND, New York, NY

This album was generously supported by grants from Conseil des arts et des lettres du Québec and from the Canada Council for the Arts.

© 2023 SOCAN Johnny Coull

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Johnny Coull Montréal, Québec

Johnny Coull is an independent singer-songwriter based in Montreal, Canada. His debut album, “City on the Hill”, was released in November 2013.

Firmly entrenched in the vintage rock tradition, Coull tackles intensely personal themes, at once melancholy and incisive, set over punchy melodies, bright choruses, and virtuosic piano licks.
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